Down the street lives a legend! Or is he one? An apparently ordinary guy is prepared to give running lessons, even though he doesn’t run that good. The main reason for this escalation was caused by the fact that when he checked his Strava account, by mistake, he realized he has more than 100 crowns for segments on the running app, all done in a few weeks. Now, some rumors say that he crafted the segments himself, and ensured nobody else does that loop, or maximum some neighbor that runs only on 2nd of 3rd of January because of some stupid New Year’s resolution, but he cannot do the full length of the segments anyway in those two days, in order to crown himself the running expert from his street.

Of course, they are just rumors, but this doesn’t help anyway, because the neighbors from his block are not interested in the training programs, and his highly motivational quotes. “Man, give us a break, before considering running, we would have started with some long 200 – 300 meters walks to the shop, instead of using our trashed cars. One step at a time. You are a nice guy, but for now I am busy with something else, and your voice doesn’t help”, a lad who was reading a newspaper while sitting on hi toilet, like in the good old times, was heard shouting, after the auto proclaimed running expert insisted a bit too much with knocks on the door.

However, the story might have a happy end in some future, there are hopes… “Some people are throwing dirt on my work, accusing me I have manipulated those segments, but it is not true. I can prove not only that I am the all time best runner in my apartment block, but also it is very likely to be the best from the entire street, at least from the last two years! Look, you can see here the proof, in my account. They don’t want to train with me? Good, then let them keep living a miserable life, it is absolutely fine by me! I am sure they’ll approach me soon to guide them in making the change! Now I got to go, my wife is calling, and I am not supposed to be outside”, the guy, who is afraid of celebrity, and prefers to remain anonymous for now, told us. It was checked, and indeed, it seems he really is the best, because nobody else runs in the whole neighborhood. And also it is true that he runs only if his significant other signs that off.

It might be sarcasm, but it also might be real. Who can actually tell? It is not that easy to split reality from poor fiction.